It's Baaaaaack

So it won't be back every Friday, but we can't let Selfie Fridays die altogether!

Duck faces just won't die, and until they do (which is probably never) Selfie Friday must live on.

You take your "ideal" shot and immediately take the least flattering pic of yourself imaginable.  

I LOVE when I'm sent pics, it makes me happy to have people join in my mission

to...

well, there is no mission. 

 Just a small social commentary on duck faces.  Selfies.  Whatever you call them.  

Selfie Friday!

Love this one!  Seriously talented face maneuvering. 

This was sent with a message saying "hurt my neck doing this"

But it was WORTH IT.  Love it.

This looney bird from Bushel & A Peck sent pre & post work out faces.

The pre is ALMOST funnier than the post!  

I actually just rotated my arms for this set.  Didn't change the duck face or even move my eyes! 

The difference perspective can make.... ahhhh, deep.  

Happy Friday (I want to say BITCHAAAS) here, but that's probably inappropriate.

Happy Friday my Friends! 

My face is kicking off the New Year - Selfie Fridays!

It's the new year, and that means Selfie Fridays will have to come back!  They may not be EVERY Friday (unless you scallywags submit more pics instead of just laughing at me!) but we will still have Selfie Fridays.  I can't give them up.  They're so much fun.  

Traditional image for Selfie Friday.  The "good" shot and the reality shot.
I would caption the first pic something along the lines of me filling every stereotype people like me get.  Yes, I'm drinking veggies from a mason jar for breakfast.  The second shot is why I wore sunglasses the whole time I was out!  Poor explode-y face.  

I'm doing a solo selfie week, as my face has exploded and it's too funny not to share. I am a little stressed out.  The last few days have been hilariously stressful.  I usually eat my stress.  

Haagen Dazs is the bandaid for my soul.  

This is the start of my face going crazy.  Believe me, I don't rub the itchy spots.  It just gets red, hot, swollen and SOOOO itchy.  It also makes me wrinkly?  Wrinklier?
I'm making up words now. 

There have been times in my life when I choose smoking.  When I choose chips.  When I choose an unhealthy combination of many things.  For the last few years it's been Haagen Dazs.  

I'm planning a trip and I don't want to sugar & carb withdrawal on my trip, so I'm doing withdrawal now.  Eating healthy, a few juice cleanse days, etc.  That means when stress strikes - no Haagen Dazs!  Now, this has happened before.  During Lent last year, my husband and I had an absolutely mental Lent resolution and when stress took over my body and I couldn't deal with it the way I normally do - my face exploded.  It lasted for more than 8 weeks!  Hopefully this round doesn't last that long, but if it does, what can I do?  Not a whole lot.  Well, laugh.

Hopefully I don't get any more misshapen than this!  

So…. laugh at my face.  It's ok, I have no problem with you laughing at me.  That's the point of Selfie Friday!   

Listen, I know this isn't the end of the world.  Believe me, I know.  There are people who have REAL problems.  There are wonderful human beings who live with deformities their whole life and are amazingly beautiful people because of it.  I post bad pictures of myself (and others) on Fridays and this week I just happen to have a very swollen and red face - perfect!    

Happy Friday my lovelies,

Join in our next Selfie Friday and submit your pictures!

Here are some pics from 2013 to inspire you……

Friday Selfie Time!

Sorry the post is a little late today.  I had a real, live, human visitor in my home!  She was very brave to visit me and I certainly wasn't going to pull out the laptop and sacrifice grown up human time!  

Happy Friday Friends!

A GREAT (sorry it's late) submission!  This was sent in TWO weeks ago, but I was a garbage human being and totally forgot to post it.  

Best submission by this lovely lady YET!  I can't imagine how you made that second face, but I love it more than ice cream.  That's a lot of love.

The "bad" one is how I ALWAYS look when I'm "FaceTime"-ing.  I can't ever manage to look like a normal person when I'm doing that!  

Hiking Selfies.  I wish there were dripping boogers in the second one… that would have put you at the top of my post ;)

Last but… ok, least.  I have such a hard time getting a "good" one - it's insulting.  

Happy Friday!

Tis The Most Wonderful Time…. of the week. Selfie Friday!

I should have asked for Selfie submissions for my birthday, because I only got TWO this week!  (Three including mine).  Listen folks, it's fun to laugh at me and the occasional suckers who join in this little game but it's WAY more fun if you join in!  

Send me your selfies!  And…. Happy Friday!

This face contortion is almost a gift to humanity.  Love it.  

Morning face at it's best.  Does anyone wake up NOT looking like this?

I thought I'd ham up my "good" selfie in top selfie form.  Lips pursed, eyes up - you get the idea. 

Word of the year….. Selfie

It's true, Oxford Dictionary named "selfie" their word of the year!  The definition is:

 "a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and uploaded to a social media website" 

You read the definition, take a selfie and upload it to ME so I can share!  Thank you to all my contributors this week - I la-la-love getting your pics!

That's right, leave your dignity at home.  Love it.

Kids love Selfie Friday!  

The longer I stare at the "bad" selfie, the more I love it.  

This is truly remarkable.  Truly.

What I think I look like as soon as I wake up vs. looking like a puffy troll when I wake up!

I love male submissions.  I'd like to call them Melfies, but I know someone with that last name - so…. 

Thanks again and Happy Friday! 

Friday of Self Portraiture

Let's get to it!  If you want more pics, check out anything with "Friday" in the title.  If you love it, submit a picture for next week.  Happy Friday Muchachos. 

My personal fav of the week - I love when I can barely tell the second shot is the same person as the first shot.  Excellent work beautiful lady.

Ok, close tie.  This was submitted after the first one - love it so much!

I feel I need to point out that this little man could be Chris Farley.  Look tat that face.  He cracks me up.